is-the-19thcentury-man-okay:

I don’t know what 19th century man needs to hear this, but your whiskers look splendid and manly, your check trousers are neat and becoming, and you have just enough macassar oil in your hair. You should put that piece of bijouterie on your watch-chain, it is an interesting ornamentation that will surely earn you admiring glances.

(via popsicle-stick)

ovaa-bi-bia:

testosteronetwunk:

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testosteronetwunk:

i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?

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the short kings have spoken

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this post has been screenshotted and reposted to high hell on other social media to the point where my fucking boyfriend is asking if i want uppies to feel like a big boy. my good bitch we are the same height.

This brought me joy at 2AM. Firstly, because I’m a fairly tall woman, and secondly, because I see my former classmates very furious about this

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jackietaylorsghost:

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DISNEstorybooopenings
1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
2. Pinocchio (1940)
3. Cinderella (1950)
4. Sleeping Beauty (1959)
5. The Sword in the Stone (1963)
6. The Jungle Book (1967)
7. Robin Hood (1973)
8. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
9. The Tigger Movie (2000)
10. Enchanted (2007)

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